Are you sprouting teeth? Fangs? See a fucking dentist, we can’t help you. But if you’re sprouting hairs, we can. Tweezers, trimmers, razors, whatever. We’ll help you keep your werewolf ways under control.
WAHL LITHIUM STAINLESS CORDLESS TRIMMER

Don’t even bother researching the hordes of other trimmers that exist in the world. This one wins. Why? For starters its not ugly as sin, it’s cordless, you can recharge it from mains power or via USB, and it comes with enough different attachments to keep your werewolf ways under control.