Ok. This section isn’t necessarily about you. It’s about protecting the rest of the world from you. Because you know, when that moon has its grip on you, you can be a downright dangerous motherfucker. So do the world a favour. Get some of these things listed below. For your own good and the wellbeing of others.
FACEMASK
Keep those fangs behind bars. This is as much about what you might bite into as it is about what you might say that you don’t really mean. No sense being sorry in the morning.
HANDCUFFS
If the big pizza pie in the sky is hitting your shuteye and you’re twitching and itching to run out and cause bodily harm, you need these. Not those sexy time ones with the fur. Real steel baby. Get some of these standard issue police joints to keep you where you belong: In the house. Just make sure to give the keys to someone you trust.