If you’re even looking at this page, then, honestly, chances are we can’t help you at all. Whatever you did, you can try pleading crazy. After all the word “lunatic” does in fact come from the word “luna” as in lunar, as in the moon dummy. Which practically proves that Moonitis is a real thing. Not that any court of law would recognise that fact. But hey, if you got caught running around your neighbourhood naked, howling like a banshee, with blood on your fangs, it’s worth a try.