THE BIGGEST FUCKING SUPERMOON OF THE GODAMN CENTURY IS GOING TO BLOW UP THE SKY NEXT WEEK

Via: Gizmodo

As night sets in on November 14, wander outside and gawk at the sky. If the weather is clear, the will be at its biggest and brightest in nearly 70 years, and it won’t put on a similar display until late 2034, astronomers say.

A so-called “” occurs when the moon is not only full, but is orbiting close to Earth. This month’s will be the closest to Earth since January 26, 1948.

NASA says a supermoon – technically called a perigee moon – can appear to be as much as 14 per cent bigger and 30 per cent brighter than a full moon at its furthest orbital point.

But NASA says the November 14 moon could, arguably, even be called an “extra-supermoon”, and here’s why.

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GROW CANNABIS ACCORDING TO THE PHASES OF THE MOON, DUDE

According to an age-old farming tradition, the phase of the has a huge impact on how well a plant will grow. Without getting too bogged down in the nitty-gritty of astrological signs, here’s the general idea behind gardening according to the moon. The whole idea hinges on the idea that the moon’s gravitational pull affects water in the ground. This is very similar to the way the moon affects the ocean’s changing tides.

According to the tradition, the moon’s pull on groundwater has a direct impact on how well different plants grow. The time between a brand new moon and the is called the waxing phase. The moon gets bigger and bigger every night during this phase.

As the moon gets increasingly large, it pulls water up toward the surface of the Earth. This is the time to plant things that produce fruit or leaves above ground.This would include things like tomatoes, leafy greens, grains, squash, beans, and most important of all, cannabis.

 

 

 

HOW THE FULL MOON INFLUENCES YOUR SLEEP

Sleep may be one of the simplest changes you make to your daily routine, affecting everything from your mental and emotional health to your physical health.

Impaired sleep or lack of sleep may impact your immune system, increase your risk of heart disease, raise your blood pressure and increase your risk of Alzheimer’s disease.1

Poor-quality sleep may also impact other serious or chronic underlying health conditions, such as kidney disease, multiple sclerosis or gastrointestinal disorders.

 

 

DOES THE FULL MOON FUCK YOUR SHIT UP?

Do you think you might be part werewolf?
Are you reading this because you can’t fucking sleep?
Do you feel like getting a little crazy right now?
Well then you’re in the right place amigo.
Welcome to the dark side of the moon.

Why does this happen? What’s it all about? What’s wrong with your brain? These are good goddamn questions. All we know is Moonitis is a real thing and we need your help to figure out just what the hell is going on. So howl at us in the comments below and share your full (and new) moon troubles and traumas.

We promise not to judge.

– Team Moonitis